Not Safe For Cooking

Wednesday, June 1, 2011 at 12:09 AM
And so, the last assignment of the uni course has been submitted. Huge relief and burden lifted off my shoulders. Even with the exams coming up in 2 weeks time, I am absolutely not worried about them because the types of questions they ask are quite trivial. And I know what you are thinking. No.

I have to say that this semester was quite a disappointment despite the enormous amount of work that I have to do for it. Firstly, a subject on algorithms was so tame despite having a history for giving really challenging assignments that I figured I shouldn't have done it at all. There were other subjects in the past that demonstrated higher level algorithms than this subject taught. I can't really blamed the lecturer for making this move to make it brain-dead easy because the students in the class were really immature and irresponsible that left the lecturer with no choice but to dumb it down lest he was willing to fail more than 60% of the class. Waste of time #1. Secondly, a subject on secure electronic commerce (you know, the stuff that enables you to shop online without worrying your bank account hacked) is also remarkably tame. I took this subject on the advice of a friend who did the subject previously saying that there is a ton of stuff to learn over another subject I was considering. The assignments again barely put up a challenge and to be honest, I don't think I learned that much from it. Waste of time #2. And finally, a subject on mobile and wireless computing. While I realize that it is highly beneficial in this era where mobile devices are going to overtake desktop computers, there is very little emphasis on relatively up-to-date technology. Have I learned anything? Yes, but I say just minimally relevant. Waste of time #2.5.

But what is done, is done. Now on to the next hard thing, to get a job and some legal paper that says I can work.

In other news, Masterchef season is back and everyone's getting stoked about food once again. Contestants this time aren't as colourful as the previous seasons but the show kinda makes up for it in the things the contestants have to do. Somewhat related to food, I saw an episode where Gordon Ramsay toured South East Asia to learn more about styles and techniques used in these countries. So when he paid a visit to Malaysia, I'm naturally curious about what he thinks about Malaysian food. Because it's Gordon Ramsay, the following videos are probably NSFW. Plus hilarity ensues. And those reading this from Facebook, you really shouldn't be reading stuff here, embedded stuff doesn't show on Notes. Click "View Original Post" at the bottom to come to the blog and stay there.
Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Rarely do I hear American or European chefs mention anything about Malaysian food. They can be very knowledgeable about Thai, Vietnamese, Chinese and Indian food but nothing registers on Malaysian food. The only comment I've heard about Malaysian food from a Westerner is Gary Mehigan from Masterchef. He seems to have some idea about what Malaysian food is about but even then I suspect that he doesn't really know the whole picture yet.

While this episode is funny on several levels, there's something I think many people will overlook. Mainly because of his hilarious attempt at pronouncing Malay phrases. His approach to something completely foreign got me thinking. And you know what that means...long analyses to come.

Watching the episode, you can see how Gordon struggles to come to terms with the idea of Malaysian food. Chefs, more specifically Western chefs, are trained to be precise with their measurements to maintain balance of flavours in their food. So when faced with the idea that most cooking in Malaysian households pride themselves to cook as they go, or a term used in the episode "agak-agak" (roughly translated, roughly), people get lost. At this point I finally understood why my dad and my Penang relatives never really have recipes for their awesome nyonya dishes whereas we younger generation are so obsessed by having a recipe. It is of course all to do with the convenience and the apparent fail-safe notion of a recipe because we want results , we want them now and we want them good. And with the big boom in cooking shows and reality cooking competitions, the importance of having a recipe has skyrocketed in value. Today, when you cook a dish that is fantastic the first thing friends do is ask for the recipe.

I'm not saying that recipes are bad but I think the over-dependence of recipes is bad. Recipes are a bit like the user manual that come with a computer, they tell you what to do with your computer but there is so much that you can do with it that is not listed in the manual. And of course, there are techniques that can be highly useful but not emphasized in the manual because of the nature of a manual. Likewise with cooking and recipes, there is so much more to just reading the instructions that you can do with food to create new and interesting dishes. So how should we approach cooking then if the idea is not on recipes?

For Gordon it is a bit of an advantage for him being trained as a chef but let me spell it out for you. Taste. Texture. Technique. Taste is oh so important and one that we all can quickly identify as a big part of liking a dish and of course criticize. The balance of sweet, sour, salty, umami, bitter, spicy, tartness etc is key for a delicious dish. But the lesser know thing to take with is knowledge of flavour pairings, what goes well with what. That I think is an underrated skill to have and as important, if not more, to have than a refined taste especially when you are doing the cooking. That is of course hard to get it right and requires lots of experience since there is a combinatorial explosion of possibilities of pairings but there are some things that can help reduce the possibilities down a bit with some taste fundamentals.

Texture. Crunchy, silky smooth, creamy, melt-in-your-mouth, firm, juicy, hot, cold, "bite". Vocabulary to describe textures when eating something. Again I think it is one of those underrated skills to have. It is one of those things that you subconsciously knew when munching on that kangkong belachan. Without the dried shrimp or the fried shallots added to it, you knew that something was missing. Even if you manage to encapsulate the flavours of the dried shrimp and fried shallots in the dish without actually using the actual items, you'd still think that something is missing. Something crunchy is needed, something of a firmer texture is needed. Well trained chefs have always had the need to think about textures just as important as the taste itself. That doesn't mean that simple cooks like us can't think about it as well.

Technique. The toolbox for realizing the taste and textures of a dish. Everyone using a recipe will definitely encounter a technique to preparing a dish as stated in the step by step manual. But, yet again the lesser known skill under this umbrella is how and why do they work. You can think of technique as the scientist in the room, together with the art critic (taste) and the fashion designer (texture). If you don't understand how a technique works and why, you'd only know how to use it under one or two circumstances. That is if everything works. Knowing how and why it doesn't work is just as useful as how and why it does work. That is a broader and encompassing thing to have rather than following the technique steps on a recipe.

These three things combined well will almost always create a spectacular dish. Of course easier said then done, but at least there is a plan. While there is still merit in being very precise about your measurements (like in molecular gastronomy, if you are not precise, you are screwed), it is not useful to stick to that all the time. Ultimately, that's how Gordon started to understand Malaysian food, going back to the three T's mentioned above. That allowed him the freedom to modify dishes he encountered earlier and to refine it into something a bit better while still keeping true to the intended flavours. He may not be an expert in Malaysian cooking now (one, he is not an aunty) at least he has a broader view than just satay, laksa and rendang.

To the Asians reading this, you might say what is the big deal. How can a foreigner possibly replicate our kind of food? Why the hell is this post so damn long? I'd say it is a big deal because I think we have been approaching food in the wrong direction, at least in cooking. We forget that cooking is one of those science meets art discipline, that it needs both to succeed. We also forget that cooking is never about the recipes but the food. So, the next time you are cooking to a recipe, relax a little. Cook with your eyes and your taste. You'll learn flavour pairings very fast whether you succeed or not. Unless your recipe demanded the use of liquid nitrogen or 63.7 degree eggs. 

The second question, don't you think that is being ignorant? You might say that Western style cooking is easy, simple (this is what my mother would say) which is why we can cook theirs, but ours...oh no, we've got a lot of spices, complex flavours, ridiculous techniques etc. Plus lots of our food are very cultural or historical, they can never get our food. First, for every dish you claim to be complex I can give you a traditional "Western" dish that is equally complex that has been around for just as long and equally cultural and historical in its origins. Argument invalidated. Using the three T's above, you can reconstruct just about any dish on planet Earth so just about anyone can replicate our so-called complex dishes. It may take awhile for them to get the cultural aspect of food but that is just a minor setback and nothing too high for them. The same can be said for us in the other direction.

The third question, yeah sorry about that.

Grapefruit

Tuesday, May 17, 2011 at 4:13 AM
It's been awhile now. All because of the final push to finish this semester. 

In the news since the last time, our group project so far is kicking ass so we pretty much got a big chance at kicking ass again for the final score. Got my IELTS results, same overall score as the last time but my speaking and reading went down a bit. A friend came back to Melbourne. Thinking of the prospect of work and residency. And my position in life relative to everyone else. That last one will be expounded more when I have the time.

It's certainly been awhile since I've listened to music that was really addictive, last one being a crazy South African drummer on Kelly Clarkson's My Life Would Suck Without You. Now I've found the next obsession. I give you, Pomplamoose. This super quirky musically talented duo certainly have a very interesting way of making songs and certainly some covers as well. Love her voice and plus she's got pretty decent bass chops too and that makes her cute and hot. One thing that starts to kinda get your attention more is her huge dilated blueish-green eyes. That. Don't. Seem. To. Blink. Ever. It's a pity that they don't tour much which is understandable.

A cover of Earth, Wind and Fire's September, one of the funkiest song ever. And they made it even more addictive. Please excuse the cereal eating and the dancing grandma on high heels ( ! )

An original of theirs called If You Think You Need Some Lovin'. She's so cute here.

Lady Gaga's Telephone. 


Another original Another Day. 

And just for fun, the Angry Birds theme song. I think this should so totally be in an actual Angry Birds game 

No less than 10 times since yesterday. Each.

Virtual Virtue

Saturday, April 30, 2011 at 4:53 AM
So my common practice of solving one tricky problem over sleeping has kept me up at this ungodly hour. This is what I love and get annoyed at about myself. It's a satisfaction-rest trade-off. Why can't I have both?

A friend just popped by out of nowhere for two days just to say hi and grab some stuff. I guess I shouldn't complain because I kinda did the same to her and a few other friends as well not too long ago. Great catching up even if it is just a couple of hours in a year.

I've been called a patient man many times before and people always say they wished they had more patience or patience like mine immediately after bestowing that honour upon me. I understand that patience is something that is hard to cultivate in a information driven world where, just like our information, we want it fast and now and this practice of patience is something I also struggle with. But it seems to me that people don't seem to be taking up any effort to build on patience. It seems to me like the same people complain about the same things that I don't normally complain before quickly uttering those words to say that I am a patient man. That seems rather fine and dandy to a slight extent but when you are talking about Christians that complain on the seemingly minor things just because we will not tolerate waiting (and sometimes thinking) awhile, it kinda becomes an issue. It's like we say that we have some patience but isn't apparent in our actions.

One of the fruits of the Spirit is patience, among the other 8 fruits and meant to increase in measure as we proceed with our Christian lives. We are not meant to be lacking in any of those or just obtain a pass but to abound in it. Showing patience may not seem like much but I'd like to argue that it ranks well as being a great lifestyle testimony as a Christian. In fact all 9 fruits of the Spirit are meant to show great testimony as Christians and how we should live as opposed to the other stuff in Galatians 5. Back to the topic, so what do you do when in the presence of a person who lacks patience? Gently correct them of course. And I think this is something that we don't seem to do enough of as Christians. We teach others about understanding the Bible, teach how to love like how Christ loves etc. which are all immensely good things to do but I think we should also teach people on how to be patient because seriously, this is underrated stuff. When Jonah talked to God after God spared Nineveh from total destruction, one of his qualities was that he was slow to anger and I think that implies that God is a patient God, evident enough through the Old Testament. As a side note, I find it slightly ironic that Jonah quotes this about God being slow to anger while he was being angry at God for sparing the Ninevites. Anyway, if we profess to serve a patient God, shouldn't we be patient ourselves?

One small thing to note here is that patience does not equal slackness. God is patient but he is never slack in carrying out his plans. So we can't swing to the other extreme by exercising mind-over-matter-like stances and just say "Nope I'll be "patient" and not do anything about it". There is a limit to patience after which action must be taken. And no complaining when you do take it. God carried out his judgment after being patient towards all the sins committed by his people and who continually disobeyed him even after giving numerous warnings from the prophets.

Now I never claim I am a patient man myself so I'm not being hypocritical about this. I do struggle with other areas in patience while have a rather thick skin on certain minor annoyances. There are some things I can help and there are some things that I'll need help. As Christians, we are meant to be separate from the world and as the world's pace gets ever faster and faster, one way that we can do to be set apart is to be patient.

Brain asplode.

Shotless Lifestyle

Thursday, April 28, 2011 at 2:45 AM
Back from Belgrave and it has been great hearing from 2 Corinthians and Proverbs from two very British preachers. Although it would have been great if I had more will power to stay up during the sermons but it is a bit of a hard task considering that your sleep cycle has been shot to pieces thanks to the past 2 weeks or so. Not to say I didn't try fixing that. I have to say the way Jonathan Lamb speaks is very much like Chris Wright, who happens to be the speaker last year. Probably not too surprised considering that both of them are at Langham Partnership International.

The very long but much needed conversation between three oddballs and a girl is probably something I will remember for awhile and obviously something to think about. Talking until sunrise about hard issues and how to deal with them is tiring and stressful to say the least, but if there is anything that we learned in Belgrave this year is the application of godly wisdom and to uphold Christian integrity in ministry are absolutely crucial for us Christians and I think those two lessons came at a very apt time in the grand scheme of things. These two things are quite fundamentally different qualities a Christian possess compared to the rest of the secular world and one where they are slowly fading away as Christian values are being pushed to a corner, cited as being irrelevant or discriminatory. Sadly, even among Christians this degradation is starting to take its toll among God's people and that we have somehow got sidetracked from living true godly and testimonial lives. Much like the Israelites in the Old Testament where they were to remember their God but they got lost among the pagans and the exact thing they were meant to do, they simply forgot. We might not be at that level of forgetfulness towards God but who's to say that we might get there if we do not practice godliness or godly wisdom. We must not lose heart in our Christian ministry, whether it is a ministry to non-Christians or a ministry for the edification of the Church. Because God is with us.

On a lighter note, been hard at work trying to finish as much of the bulk of assignments due in a couple of weeks time and I have to say I've never been this productive in the past two days. Maybe a little too productive. I'm sure Murphy is around a corner somewhere ready to pounce. I don't trust him.

Oh, and I forgot to take pictures in Belgrave. Kthxbai.

This Is SPARTA!!!

Friday, April 22, 2011 at 5:32 AM
What a crazy couple of weeks this has been. Loads of work to do and not to mention the compulsory severe lack of sleep just to name a few. The Easter holiday is really no real holiday for me as another two sets of assignments are due 2 weeks after we come back from the holidays. I am even thinking about bring some form of work to Belgrave this time even though I am very most likely to not do any work at all. On the other hand, at least that means I'm going to try and rest well in Belgrave plus 4 days of soaking up God's word.

I can almost smell the finish line.

That Is Something!...And A Half!

Tuesday, April 12, 2011 at 11:56 PM
Ah Moss. You're still as hilarious as ever.

ID

Monday, April 4, 2011 at 3:01 AM
It has been a crazy week and it's bound to get crazier. Sleeping 3 hours a day over a week with one of the days sleeping at 10 in the morning. So over the weekend I've been trying to load up on sleep because I'm pretty sure I'll be doing this again not very far from now. Plz halp!

Anyway, no long-ish post on some obscure topic today but I do want to say a couple of things.

One, I've gotten some real face-to-face feedback from one of my friends on one of my blog posts. It is one of those things that keep you going even when in this digital age where anonymity is rampant. No doubt people hiding behind the LED backlights of computers while silently but also sometimes effectively critique every other person's online and sometimes real life actions, myself including and not sparing. But I digress. I feel happy that at least some of my writings/over-thinkings have struck accord with a couple of people and funnily enough it's the people who I hardly talk to most of the time that express some similiarity with what I am thinking. There's something about the identification with another that levels everything. It lifts a person up but also it can humble a man and in a manner that's generally appropriate. Of course there are some tragic exceptions but we will not venture into that. Anyway, that feedback meant that I should keep writing even when it seems that everyone else decides to silently stalk behind their computers, raise an eyebrow going "Hmm." and then browse back to Youbook or Facetube. And that I should drink a lot more before writing. Yeah! Bring in the alcohol!!

Two, read an entry from a friend describing a past relationship which answered a lot of questions I didn't dare/bother to ask in person. In a number of ways, it was kind off the same thing I went through except he dealt with it with a greater level of maturity and clear-headedness than I did. Relationships are very hard, no question about it. Which is probably why I'm slightly phobic in getting into another one given that I still do not act accordingly when the time comes let alone in a relationship which I think is vital, among other things. And of course I'm totally allergic to risk which ultimately plays a big part in a relationship (at least in the early stages). What if it doesn't work out? I'll end up hurting two people instead of just one had I not go into a relationship. It's a pessimistic cost-benefit analysis that has pretty much dictated how I thought, felt and acted in all these years since puberty. And don't get me started on the possibility of being rejected. There are many many people I've gotten to know who has obviously dealt with the relationship issue a lot better than me, my friend included. For now I will cheer these people on from the bleachers because they've clearly done the right thing and should be encouraged to keep doing it, they've just hit a minor speed bump, that's all. Me? I crashed at the first ant hill.

PS: To address the infinitesimally remote possibility that someone is going to comment on the second item, a note of caution. I will not entertain petty in-passing statements like "I'm sure you'll get there too", "Be patient" and the likes. Saying such things mean that you do not understand anything I've said at all or me or the status of a single person in that order of severity. There will be a dip in credibility in someone's books. I won't say who. Choose your words carefully.

Ah damn, it became lengthy again.